I , somehow love these jokes..Not because they are hilarious (Some are) but because they require some sort of thought and rhyme to them
The first one I heard as a kid was:
Knock-KnockI used to tell this to everyone as a 5 year old,My mum tells me.
Who's there?
Boo
Boo-Who?
Dont cry.. Its just me!
The next one I remember is:
Knock-KnockThis next one is what my 4 year old nephew told me:
Who's there?
Oink Oink
Oink Oink Who? Decide first whether you are pig or an owl?
Knock-KnockThese are all that come to mind! Tell me if you know of any other ones. Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ice-Cream
Ice Cream Who?
Ice-cream loudly if you don't open!
*chuckles* I think every kid that has ever learned a knock-knock joke has driven their parents crazy.
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I love knock knock jokes !
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knock knock
ReplyDeleteWho't there?
Ash
Ash who?
Bless you....
...
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I'm fine how are you?
Great post for K :)
I'm not sure what happened to my first comment so here's the short version
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Ash who?
Bless you
Hawaii.
Hawaii who
I'm fine, how are you?
I love knock knock jokes
I love a good knock knock joke! My nephew came up with a good one if you are familular with The Smurfs cartoon show, it's not a KK one but still cute as he's only 4!
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Blue Cheese!!
Knock knock jokes are a lot of fun! I think it is especially sweet to hear children tell them, as they are so proud when they give the punchline.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite one is this:
Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive YOU!
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Awww. That's the sweetest thing :)
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ReplyDeleteWho’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.
I seem to have gotten a fascination for knock knock jokes these days. Cute post! :)
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