I , somehow love these jokes..Not because they are hilarious (Some are) but because they require some sort of thought and rhyme to them
The first one I heard as a kid was:
Knock-KnockI used to tell this to everyone as a 5 year old,My mum tells me.
Dont cry.. Its just me!
The next one I remember is:
Knock-KnockThis next one is what my 4 year old nephew told me:
Oink Oink Who? Decide first whether you are pig or an owl?
Knock-KnockThese are all that come to mind! Tell me if you know of any other ones. Knock Knock!
Ice Cream Who?
Ice-cream loudly if you don't open!