Friday, April 12, 2013

K is for knock knock jokes!




I , somehow love these jokes..Not because they are hilarious (Some are) but because they require some sort of thought and rhyme to them

The first one I heard as a kid was:

Knock-Knock 
Who's there?
Boo
Boo-Who?
Dont cry.. Its just me!
 I used to tell this to everyone as a 5 year old,My mum tells me.

The next one I remember is:

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Oink Oink
Oink Oink Who?                                                                                                          Decide first whether you are pig or an owl?
 This next one is what my 4 year old nephew told me:
Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Ice-Cream
Ice Cream Who?
Ice-cream loudly if you don't open!
These are all that come to mind! Tell me if you know of any other ones. Knock Knock!

10 comments:

  1. *chuckles* I think every kid that has ever learned a knock-knock joke has driven their parents crazy.

    ~Naila Moon
    http://yaknowstuff.blogspot.com/2013/04/k-is-for.html

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  2. I love knock knock jokes !

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  3. You're never too old for a knock knock joke.

    Happy A to Z blogging.
    pensuasion.blogspot.com

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  4. knock knock
    Who't there?
    Ash
    Ash who?
    Bless you....

    ...
    Hawaii.
    Hawaii who?
    I'm fine how are you?

    Great post for K :)

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  5. I'm not sure what happened to my first comment so here's the short version
    Ash.
    Ash who?
    Bless you

    Hawaii.
    Hawaii who
    I'm fine, how are you?

    I love knock knock jokes

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  6. I love a good knock knock joke! My nephew came up with a good one if you are familular with The Smurfs cartoon show, it's not a KK one but still cute as he's only 4!

    what do you get if you cross a cow and a smurf?
    Blue Cheese!!

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  7. Knock knock jokes are a lot of fun! I think it is especially sweet to hear children tell them, as they are so proud when they give the punchline.

    My favorite one is this:

    Knock-Knock!
    Who's there?
    Olive.
    Olive who?
    Olive YOU!

    #AtoZChallenge

    SiouxsiesMusings

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    1. Awww. That's the sweetest thing :)

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  8. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Otto.
    Otto who?
    Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.

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  9. I seem to have gotten a fascination for knock knock jokes these days. Cute post! :)

    Four Leaf Clover

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