Q is for Quotable Quotations!

These are the select few quotations I love:

"You must be the change you wish to see in the world".-Gandhi

 "Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place"- The Ice Opinion

"I love being married.  It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life"-Rita Rudner

"Here's to matrimony, the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented!"-Heinrich Heine

"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married.  And by then it was too late"-Max Kauffman

 "A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon" – By Arnold Haultain

"If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman." – By Margaret Thatcher

"No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal" - Bill Cosby 

"We spend the first 12 months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 months teaching them to sit down and shut up" - Phyllis Diller